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I Vulcan death-gripped an Iraqi spy trying to throw yoghurt at …

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a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a coot a goose a koala 🐨 a crow a swan 🦢

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