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I Vulcan death-gripped an Indonesian spy trying to throw tomato ketchup at …

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a duck 🦆 a crow a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a magpie a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a blackbird a goose

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