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I Vulcan death-gripped an Indian spy trying to throw iceberg lettuce at …

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a magpie a goose a duck 🦆 a pigeon a robin a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨

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