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I Vulcan death-gripped an Indian spy trying to throw tomato ketchup at …

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a magpie a goose a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a squirrel a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a crow

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