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I Vulcan death-gripped a Guinean spy trying to throw tomato ketchup at …

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a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a squirrel a magpie a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a coot a blackbird

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