Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I Vulcan death-gripped a German spy trying to throw sunflower seeds at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a goose a robin a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a coot a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a magpie a koala 🐨

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.