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I Vulcan death-gripped a Gabonese spy trying to throw sunflower seeds at …

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a blackbird a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a robin a pigeon a squirrel a coot a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆

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