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I Vulcan death-gripped a Gabonese spy trying to throw yoghurt at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pigeon a koala 🐨 a robin a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a coot a swan 🦢 a blackbird a magpie

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