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I Vulcan death-gripped an Ethiopian spy trying to throw taramasalata at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a koala 🐨 a crow a blackbird a swan 🦢 a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a magpie a coot

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