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I Vulcan death-gripped an Ethiopian spy trying to throw nacho cheese at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a coot a squirrel a swan 🦢 a blackbird a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a koala 🐨 a goose

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