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I Vulcan death-gripped an Angolan spy trying to throw lemons at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a coot a mouse 🐁 a magpie a crow a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a squirrel

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