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I Vulcan death-gripped a Cayman Islander spy trying to throw taramasalata at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a crow a pigeon a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a mouse 🐁 a magpie a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆

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