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I Vulcan death-gripped a Cape Verdean spy trying to throw chicken nuggets at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a magpie a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a crow a raccoon 🦝 a coot a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a goose

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