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I Vulcan death-gripped a Cape Verdean spy trying to throw cat biscuits at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pigeon a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a robin a blackbird a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a squirrel a swan 🦢

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