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I Vulcan death-gripped a Cape Verdean spy trying to throw potatoes at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a blackbird a goose a crow a magpie a raccoon 🦝

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