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I Vulcan death-gripped a Cape Verdean spy trying to throw watermelon at …

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a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a magpie a swan 🦢 a coot a goose a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel

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