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I Vulcan death-gripped a Wallisian spy trying to throw scrambled egg at …

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a blackbird a goose a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a squirrel a pigeon a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨

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