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I Vulcan death-gripped a Wallisian spy trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a coot a pigeon a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a goose a blackbird a squirrel a rat 🐀

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