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I Vulcan death-gripped a Bhutanese spy trying to throw peanuts at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a robin a coot a goose a koala 🐨 a blackbird a pigeon a mouse 🐁

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