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I Vulcan death-gripped a Bhutanese spy trying to throw gherkins at …

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a robin a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a duck 🦆 a goose a crow a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢

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