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I Vulcan death-gripped a Venezuelan spy trying to throw shrimp at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swan 🦢 a pigeon a rat 🐀 a crow a robin a blackbird a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝

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