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I Vulcan death-gripped a Venezuelan spy trying to throw tinned frankfurters at …

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a rat 🐀 a magpie a blackbird a robin a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a crow a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢

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