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I Vulcan death-gripped a Venezuelan spy trying to throw yoghurt at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a coot a duck 🦆 a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a goose a blackbird a crow a koala 🐨

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