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I Vulcan death-gripped an Ukrainian spy trying to throw baked beans at …

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a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a coot a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a robin a blackbird

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