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I Vulcan death-gripped an Ukrainian spy trying to throw tomatoes at …

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a coot a duck 🦆 a pigeon a robin a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a squirrel

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