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I Vulcan death-gripped a Tuvaluan spy trying to throw chicken wings at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a magpie a blackbird a robin a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a coot

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