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I Vulcan death-gripped a Tuvaluan spy trying to throw mushy peas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a coot a magpie a crow a pigeon a blackbird a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁

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