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I Vulcan death-gripped a Turkmen spy trying to throw bananas at …

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a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a crow a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a coot a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a pigeon

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