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I Vulcan death-gripped a Turkish spy trying to throw iceberg lettuce at …

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a magpie a squirrel a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a goose a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁

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