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I Vulcan death-gripped a Turkish spy trying to throw tinned frankfurters at …

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a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a goose a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a pigeon a squirrel a magpie a coot

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