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I Vulcan death-gripped a Turkish spy trying to throw Pringles at …

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a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a crow a blackbird a robin

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