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I Vulcan death-gripped a Turkish spy trying to throw cat biscuits at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a coot a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a blackbird a goose a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a pigeon

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