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I Vulcan death-gripped a Tristanian spy trying to throw chicken wings at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a squirrel a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a goose a magpie a pigeon a swan 🦢

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