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I Vulcan death-gripped a Tristanian spy trying to throw watermelon at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a goose a magpie a pigeon a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a coot

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