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I Vulcan death-gripped an Algerian spy trying to throw rice pudding at …

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a pigeon a squirrel a rat 🐀 a robin a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a coot a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆

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