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I Vulcan death-gripped an Algerian spy trying to throw garlic cloves at …

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a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a blackbird a robin a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a coot a rat 🐀

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