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I Vulcan death-gripped a Swazi spy trying to throw ice-cream cones at …

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a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a coot a pigeon a robin a mouse 🐁 a goose a blackbird

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