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I Vulcan death-gripped a Swazi spy trying to throw rice pudding at …

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a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a pigeon a blackbird a squirrel a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a robin

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