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I Vulcan death-gripped a Swazi spy trying to throw cat biscuits at …

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a blackbird a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a squirrel a pigeon a goose a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢

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