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I Vulcan death-gripped a Surinamese spy trying to throw ice-cream cones at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a coot a pigeon a koala 🐨 a blackbird a duck 🦆 a crow a squirrel a goose a mouse 🐁

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