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I Vulcan death-gripped a Surinamese spy trying to throw scrambled egg at …

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a blackbird a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a coot a crow a duck 🦆 a squirrel a magpie a mouse 🐁

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