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I Vulcan death-gripped a Surinamese spy trying to throw spinach at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a pigeon a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a magpie a robin a raccoon 🦝 a goose a koala 🐨

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