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I Vulcan death-gripped a Surinamese spy trying to throw rice pudding at …

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a magpie a pigeon a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a robin a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a blackbird

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