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I Vulcan death-gripped a Surinamese spy trying to throw rice pudding at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pigeon a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a coot a duck 🦆 a magpie a blackbird a swan 🦢 a crow a raccoon 🦝

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