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I Vulcan death-gripped a Surinamese spy trying to throw pitted olives at …

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a squirrel a magpie a robin a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀

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