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I Vulcan death-gripped a Surinamese spy trying to throw gherkins at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a goose a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a robin a coot a swan 🦢 a magpie a koala 🐨

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