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I Vulcan death-gripped a Surinamese spy trying to throw tomato ketchup at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swan 🦢 a blackbird a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a pigeon a rat 🐀 a coot a squirrel a duck 🦆 a robin

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