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I Vulcan death-gripped a Sudanese spy trying to throw tomatoes at …

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a squirrel a goose a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a magpie a duck 🦆 a crow

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