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I Vulcan death-gripped a Sudanese spy trying to throw tomato ketchup at …

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a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a koala 🐨 a robin a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a crow a duck 🦆

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