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I Vulcan death-gripped a Stateless spy trying to throw prawn crackers at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a magpie a koala 🐨 a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a duck 🦆 a coot

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