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I Vulcan death-gripped a St Lucian spy trying to throw candy floss at …

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a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a crow a koala 🐨 a blackbird a goose a magpie a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝

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